WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED IT'S ASS!

Slightly wary of there being sex scenes, the lack of the standard war movie sappy forced romance was one of Band of Brothers strong points, but it still looks amazing.

Also the last few notes of the trailer are so the Band of Brothers theme.

In 1985, Doctor Who was facing cancellation. Ian Levine, songwriter, DJ and rabid fanboy, decided the best way to prevent it being cancelled was to cram the show's entire history into a 3 and a half minute, hilariously 80s, song. The best bit is HANS MOTHERFUCKING ZIMMER, composer of films like Pirates of the Caribbean, Gladiator and The Dark Knight was involved with this abomination.

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then, a hellbeast ate them.

My job is so fucking creepy. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Also paedophile beards:

Well, yeah, it was inevitable. I'm surprised it wasn't locked sooner, really.

I mean FUCK POOZY NAZI MODS THIS PLACE IS SHIT DEMOD POOZY SIGN THIS INTERNET PETITION HE'S RUINING NEWGROUNDS THIS SITE USED TO BE GOOD BEFORE THEY MODDED FAGGOTS FUCK CRANES.

Photos of collection (Updated at 339 DVDs)

DVD:
The 13th Warrior
2001: A Space Odyssey
20 Million Miles To Earth
28 Days Later
300
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad
The Abyss
Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls/Pet Detective
Alien Quadrilogy
Alien vs. Predator/Alien vs. Predator 2: Requiem
Alligator/Alligator 2: The Mutation double pack
American History X
Angel Season 1
Angel Season 2
Angel Season 3
Angel Season 4
Angel Season 5
Apocalypse Now
Ashes to Ashes
Austin Powers Shagadelic Box
The A-Team Season 1
Back to the Future Trilogy
Band of Brothers
Batman Begins
Battle Royale
Battlestar Galactica (Film)
Battlestar Galactica - Complete Series (1978)
Battlestar Galactica 1980 (Galactica 1980)
Battlestar Galactica Miniseries (2003)
Battlestar Galactica Season 1 (2003)
Battlestar Galactica Season 2 (2003)
Battlestar Galactica Season 3 (2003)
Battlestar Galactica Season 4 (2003)
Battlestar Galactica: The Final Season (2003)
Battlestar Galactica Razor
The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms
Billy Connolly - Erect for 30 Years
Billy Connolly's World Tour of England, Ireland and Wales
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Blackadder - The Complete Collection
Black Books - Complete Collection
Black Hawk Down
Black Water
Blade Runner
Blake's 7 Series 1
The Blues Brothers
Brass Eye
The Breakfast Club
The Bridge On The River Kwai
A Bridge Too Far
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 1
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 7
Chasing Amy
Citizen Smith - Series 1 & 2
Clash of the Titans
Clerks
Clint Eastwood Collection - A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, The Bad and the Ugly/Hang 'Em High
A Clockwork Orange
Cloverfield
The Commitments
Conan The Barbarian
Congo
The Dam Busters
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Day of the Dead (1985)
The Day Today
Deadwood Season 1
Deadwood Season 2
Deadwood Season 3
Deep Rising
The Descent
Diary of the Dead
Die Hard Quadrilogy
Dirty Harry
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Doctor Who:
Lost In Time
The Beginning (An Unearthly Child/The Daleks/The Edge of Destruction)
The Keys of Marinus
The Aztecs
The Dalek Invasion of Earth
The Rescue/The Romans
The Web Planet
The Time Meddler
The War Machines
The Tomb of the Cybermen
The Mind Robber
The Invasion
The Seeds of Death
The War Games
Spearhead From Space
Beneath The Surface (And The Silurians/The Sea Devils/Warriors of the Deep)
Inferno
The Claws of Axos
The Three Doctors
Carnival Of Monsters
Dalek War (Frontier In Space/Planet of the Daleks)
The Green Death
The Time Warrior
Robot
The Ark in Space
Genesis of the Daleks
The Sontaran Experiment
Planet of Evil
Pyramids of Mars
The Brain of Morbius
The Hand of Fear
The Deadly Assassin
The Robots of Death
The Talons Of Weng-Chiang
Horror of Fang Rock
The Invisible Enemy/K9 and Company
Image of the Fendahl
Invasion of Time
Key to Time
Destiny of the Daleks
City of Death
The Leisure Hive
The E-Space Trilogy (Full Circle/State of Decay/Warrior's Gate)
New Beginnings (The Keeper of Traken/Logopolis/Castrovalva)
Four To Doomsday
The Visitation
Black Orchid
Earthshock
Time-Flight/Arc of Infinity
Black Guardian Trilogy (Mawdryn Undead/Terminus/Enlightenment)
The Five Doctors 25th Anniversary Edition
The Five Doctors Special Edition
Resurrection of the Daleks
The Caves of Androzani
The Twin Dilemma
Attack of the Cybermen
Vengeance on Varos
The Mark of the Rani
The Two Doctors
Timelash
Revelation of the Daleks
Trial of a Time Lord
Delta and the Bannermen
Remembrance of the Daleks
Remembrance of the Daleks Special Edition
Battlefield
Ghost Light
The Curse of Fenric
Survival
The Movie
Davros Collection
The Dalek Collection
The Complete First Series (revival)
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Dog Soldiers
Dogma
Doomsday
Dr Stangelove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
Edge of Darkness
Eight Legged Freaks
Escape From New York
Escape From LA
Even Dwarfs Started Small
Event Horizon
Extras Series 1
Extras Series 2
Fawlty Towers - Complete Collection
Family Guy Season 2
Family Guy Season 3
Family Guy - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
Firefly
Futurama Season 1
Futurama Season 4
Gamera: The Ultimate Collection
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Ghostbusters 1 & 2
The Godfather DVD Collection
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
Goodfellas
The Great Escape
Grizzly
The Guns Of Navarone
Hellboy II
Heroes Season 1
Heroes Season 2
HG Wells' The Time Machine
Highlander
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (BBC Version)
Hot Fuzz
The Host
Hot Shots/Hot Shots Part Duex
Human Traffic
Hyperdrive Series One and Two
I'm Alan Partridge Series 1
I'm Alan Partridge Series 2
Independence Day
Indiana Jones - The Complete Movie Collection
It Came From Beneath The Sea
The IT Crowd Series 1 & 2
The IT Criwd Series 3
The Italian Job
James Bond - Dr. No
James Bond - From Russia With Love
James Bond - Goldfinger
James Bond - Thunderball
James Bond - You Only Live Twice
James Bond - Diamonds Are Forever
James Bond - Casino Royale
Jason And The Argonauts
Jaws
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jurassic Park - The Ultimate Collection
King Kong - Classic DVD Collection
King Kong (1976)/King Kong Lives
King Kong Deluxe Extended Edition (2005)
Knowing Me, Knowing You
Lake Placid
The Land That Time Forgot
Life On Mars Series 1
Life On Mars Series 2
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Logan's Run
Look Around You
Look Around You 2
Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings - Extended DVD Edition Collection
Mallrats
The Man Who Would Be King
Men In Black
Men In Black II
Michael Collins
The Mist
The Mitchell and Webb Situation
Mock The Week: Too Hot For TV
Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Collection
Monty Python's Flying Circus Series 1
Monty Python's Flying Circus Series 2
Monty Python - The Movies
Monkey Dust Series 1
Nick Frost's Danger: 50,000 Volts
Night of the Living Dead
One Million Years B.C.
Only Fools and Horses - All The Best Volume 1
Only Fools and Horses - All The Best Volume 2
Patton
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Pirates of the Caribbean - Three Movie Collection
Planet of the Apes (1968)
Platoon
Predator
Predator 2
Peep Show Series 1-5
Primeval
Primeval Series 1
Primeval Series 2
Pulp Fiction
The Quatermass Experiment/Quatermass II/Quatermass and the Pit
Quatermass and the Pit (Hammer version)
Rambo Trilogy
Resident Evil
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Red Dwarf - Just the Shows Volume 1
Red Dwarf - Series 5
Red Dwarf - Series 6
Red Dwarf - Series 7
Red Dwarf - Series 8
Reservoir Dogs
Robocop Trilogy
Rocky - The Complete Saga
Rome Season 1
Rome Season 2
Run Lola Run
Saving Private Ryan
Scarface
The Simpsons Season 5
The Simpsons Season 6
The Simpsons Season 7
The Simpsons Season 8
The Simpsons Season 9
Scrubs Series 1
Scrubs Series 2
Scrubs Series 3
Serenity
Shaun of the Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
Slither
Snakes On A Plane
The Snapper
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Spaced Series 1
Spaced Series 2
Starship Troopers
Star Trek: The Original Series - Season 1
Star Trek: The Original Series - Season 2
Star Trek: The Original Series - Season 3
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Season 1
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Season 2
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Season 3
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Season 4
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Season 5
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Season 6
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Season 7
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 1
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 2
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 3
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 4
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 5
Star Trek: Voyager - Season 1
Star Trek: Voyager - Season 2
Star Trek: The Movies I-X
Star Wars - Prequel Trilogy
Star Wars - Original Trilogy
Sunshine
Supernatural Seasons 1, 2 and 3
Supernatural Season 4
The Terminator
Terminator 2
Terminator 3
Them
Tenacious D In The Pick of Destiny
That Mitchell and Webb Look Series 1
The Thing
The Thing From Another World
This Is Spinal Tap
Torchwood Series 1
Tremors
Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
Trigger Happy TV
Tru Calling
Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps - Series 1 & 2
Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps - Series 3 & 4
Unforgiven
The Valley of Gwangi
The Van
Van Helsing
V For Vendetta
War Of The Worlds (1953)
The Warriors
Wayne's World - 1 & 2
The Wicker Man
Wild Wild West
Wilderness
The Wind That Shakes The Barley
Without a Paddle
Where Eagles Dare
X-Men Trilogy
Zulu

Blu-ray:
Army of Darkness
Band of Brothers
Battlestar Galactica - Complete Series
The Dark Knight
Rambo
Serenity
Shallow Grave
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - Season 1
Trainspotting

Total:
360

Ordered/Preordered:

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