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TheMaster

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: South Shields, England
Job: Cowboy Builder

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!

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Score: 4
Madness Antipathy

"Poor."

submission: Madness Antipathy
date: October 18, 2006

Well, i'd never watched Madness before and decided i'd find out what all the fuss was about. After 30 seconds I knew I was going to hate it.

It didn't feel like a movie. It was like I was watching someone playing a game rather than watching an animation.

The graphics are sub-par, as I guess the whole series is. The whole "arms detached from the body" thing only makes it seem like you couldn't animate it otherwise.

The story was also lacking, mindless violence strung together with a feeble attempt at plot. Violence alone can't make an entertaining flash.

The sound quality was fine, no problems there.

There is no way this deserves to be in the top 100, it doesn't even deserve a score about 3.5.

Maybe try something new, you obviously have talent, why waste it on something like this?

Author's Response:

I waste time on this because I like to. Duh. Same reason you waste time watching/reviewing cartoons on teh interwebs.

:D

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Score: 9
Pwning Sunshine

"Annoyed lately?"

submission: Pwning Sunshine
date: September 27, 2006

You're aware sunshine disbanded 3 months ago, right?

Aside from that, great flash.

Author's Response:

Yes I am. Haven't you noticed some guys trying to keep the SSC alive by submitting two SSC 'remakes' everyday?

Thanks!

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Score: 7
[ Tetris Advanced v1.0 ]

"Above average tetris"

date: September 1, 2006

The graphics were very nice, much better than the coloured squares that are usually submited. There's a typo on "LeFt", the F is capitalised. Also, a mute button would be a nice additon.

Author's Response:

Okay, thanks for the review and..

You can now click anywhere, once the game has started, to mute the music.

And, I removed the typo especially for you sir, anything else?

P.S I know you can't reply, if you had the chance you would. So lets consider it a rhetorical question.

o_O

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Score: 10
In Memory of Gizmo

"It really is a shame."

submission: In Memory of Gizmo
date: August 5, 2006

It's always terrible when someone close to you passes away, especially someone as special as Gizmo. Hopefully people will see it in their hearts to vote 5, as a mark of respect for Gizmo.

R.I.P Gizmo

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Anyone who doesn't vote 5 is a fish-hating terrorist.

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Score: 10
Magical Trevor

"Hahaha."

submission: Magical Trevor
date: July 29, 2006

I watched it for 10 minutes before realising it was a loop.

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Score: 10
Sunshine: Outer Spacey!

"I think I love you."

date: July 25, 2006

Seriously, I do.

Author's Response:

<3

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Score: 10
TMNT Dance Party!

"Best. Flash. Ever."

submission: TMNT Dance Party!
date: July 25, 2006

This had better pass....

Author's Response:

I'm glad you liked it. :)

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Score: 10
Sunshine Down Under

"Loving this series."

date: July 25, 2006

Very clever, showing Australia as being upside down. Mind, I don't think everyone will get the joke.

Author's Response:

Ha, I'm waiting to see a review that says, "OMG Y IS UR FLAHS UPSIED DOWN R U DUM?????/?".

Thanks for the great review, and I'm glad you like the series. There'll be more to come. Long live Sunshine!

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Score: 8
Sunshine <3 Ep.

"Not bad."

submission: Sunshine <3 Ep.
date: July 25, 2006

But would have been so much better with the original song.

Author's Response:

Really?

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Score: 10
Sunshine Planet Tour Ep 5

"Great."

date: July 25, 2006

This is definately my favorite series! Keep up the good work!

Author's Response:

Thank you, I will definitely keep it up. <3

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